A perfectionist's list (★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ perfectionist deserves many many stars wtf)
You can call me kiasu, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, starfish, opportunist, or whatever shit lah. Let's all be realistic and listen!
I just need a heavy dose of sarcasm to wake me up from this reverie. How I got so incensed over people who acted smart and those slumber people is getting right on my nerves. Before you know it, I start to spit fire *RAGES*
Anyway I've come up with this jaw-dropping, ear-splitting(not audible in this case), eyes-rolling, body-turning, lips smacking (just in case) list of being a perfectionist (but again is highly unattainable, just a thought only okay!)
- Attend ivy league schools (or Top 10 Universities in the world) No, thank you very much I'm not a nerd but waittttt! *strangulated voice*
Natalie Portman graduated high school with a 4.0 and headed off to Harvard where she received a Bachelor’s Degree in psychology. She attended Hebrew University on a graduate level and is fluent in Hebrew, French and Japanese. *JAW DROP*
Matt Damon - A consistent straight-A student through grade school and high school, Matt studied English at Harvard University. *ENGLISH MAJOR(in your face), nah not that nerd also!*
Adam Sandler went to New York University where he majored in Fine Arts; a common degree for those who want to pursue a career in acting. *This one slightly failed but is NYU, so indirectly draws back all the negativity he had on his head back then :P*
Thanks for reading bye.
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